A man dies and goes to Heaven, at the Pearly Gates he meets St. Peter, St. Peter is looking over the man's folder and says to the man, "I can't let you in because your records show that you have done nothing to help your fellow man. But if you can think of one thing that you did to help, "I'll let you in."...The man thinks for a minute and says, "There was this one time I was driving down the dark, deserted road one night, when I came upon a bunch of bikers in the middle of the road. They had this young lady there and each biker was taking his turn with her, I got my tire iron from my truck and walked into the middle of them, picked out the biggest, ugliest one of them and hit him in back of his head. As he lays on the ground the rest of the bikers surrounded me, I slapped my tire iron in my hand and said which one of son-of-bitches is next ?"...St. Peter looked at the man and asked, "When did this happen ?"...The man replied while looking at his watch, "About ten minutes ago."