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A sweet something to Naomi... BAD language! - My bank account number is....

I guess I couldn't leave well enough alone, so I sent a little tease letter to "Naomi".  Uhhh...  This is a bit explicit, so if you are not into foul language, pass this one up!  But wait...  I did post the letter here, but I decided to pull it cuz it was really foul.  It basically called Mr. Naomi every name in the book and a couple more that I just made up, daring him to respond.  Odds are I will get nothing more.  However, I expect every single scam email that is floating around cyberspace to end up in my inbox. However, if it gets a response, I will put that up!

 

Nutz.  I guess Naomi found someone richer and hotter than me (easy to do).  I have heard nothing more from her so I guess this is a dead thread.  Bummer.  I was so looking forward to summer days on the Ivory Coast with her.

I  think I am going to write back to dear, sweet Naomi (with a bogus yahoo email account created just for this) and keep posting the replies.   Now that ought to be worth a few more giggles!  Stand by!......Tongue out

Oh my gawd!  I am laughing my a$$ off after reading through dear sweet Naomi reply email!  This is freakin great!  Let's see;  Dead wealthy father, wicked stepmother.  She is living in a refugee camp with no electricity, no running water.  Pleadng for UN  asylum, which does not exist.  Poor girl.  I have just got to help her! ROFLMAO!

I suppose it is so difficult to live under those circumstances especially when you have plug your COMPUTER into a Rhino's a$$ to to power it up and climb a Giraffe's neck to get your cell phone broadband DSL line to work.   Yes indeed, Naomi is entitled to $2.7 million and wants me to help her get it, rewarding me hansomly for my efforts.  Here's the best part:::  She sent me pictures of herself, but they were of two different women!  Oh yes, and a love note card, too!  I will create a response to her and send it out tomorrow.  Fear not, my intreped brothers and sisters:  Everything will be posted.   Anyway, here's the letter she sent me this time and my response is immediately below it.

Greetings my dear.
 
How are you doing today. i hope everything is ok with you.
Thanks so much for your response. I know that this mail will not come to you as a surprise since we have not had a previous correspondence, please bear with me. i will really like to have a good relationship with you, and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you.
 
I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here, and after reading your profile. I am Miss Naomi Desmond Ukeh 23 years old girl from  Liberia, the only daughter of Late Dr. Desmond Ukeh. my late father was  the former deputy minister of national security under the leadership of president Charles Taylor who is now in exile after many innocent soul were killed in my country Liberia, My father was killed by government of Charles Taylor, He accused my father of coup attempt.
 
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment i am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.
 
Meanwhile i wanted to escape to the Europe but she hide away my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my late fathers File which contains important documents.
 
So I decided to ran away to the refugee camp where I am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugees here in Dakar Republic of Senegal, I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country.
 
My late father of blessed memory deposited the sum of (US$ 2,7m) in one of the leading bank in Europe with my names as the next of kin. But meanwhile you should not allow any other person to know about this money since my late father did not disclose it with any body rather do they know about the valuable documents .
 
I have informed the bank about my plans of transferring the money to me here in african to start a new life but i don't know that my late father have an agreement with the bank.that i should be up to 30 years of age before i will have direct access to the money.if not then i should provide my partner to stand for me as my trustee to the bank so the bank will make the transfer into my partners account.

However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer of the money to your account, and I will like you to help me invest the money in your country, and i will also like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1st year in the university when the crisis started,It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address only for save and confidential purposes.
 
As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

You can not call me on phone because i have no phone here in the refugee camp,but there is a church here in the camp. where i can receive yours calls. if you care to call me, it is the Reverend priest phone Number here in the camp, Please when you call , tell him that you want to speak with Miss Naomi the Liberian girl in female hostel room 101.then he will send for me to answer your call,

This is the Rev priest phone number +221-76-562-44-37. Please I am waiting for your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to yourself, please i beg you not to disclose it to anyone until i come over to join you immediately the fund is transferred into your account.
 
Thanks hoping to hear from you soon,
 
Attached here is my picture

Yours faithfully
Naomi

  And this is what I wrote back to her.. him... it.

Dearest Naomi,
 
My heart goes out to you.  It saddens me greatly that you should have to live in such horrible surroundings with no electricity and no potable water, living in tortuous conditions and squallor.  I understand how terribly alone you must feel especially since you have no trustworthy relatives to turn to.  I am especially appalled by your step mother being as wicked as a witch of the west.  Naomi, I received your pictures and the wonderful e-card you sent along with your last note.  How anyone could treat you badly is beyond me.  But you said I could help...  What can I do to rescue you from your miserable life?  You mentioned transferring a large sum of money to my account to give to you when you reached Europe.  I would be happy to do so, but you would owe me nothing.  I don't need a half million dollars for helping you as I am quite comfortable as I am.  I will do this for you as a gesture of kindness.  Tell me what I can do to assist you.  Receiving your letters made me feel so nice inside.  Anything I can do to return the favor is at your request.
 
Biker Bob

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Hello Naomi,
 
I would love to be your "penpal".  You seem to be such a kind lady and it would be nice to have a new friend even if a half a world away.
There isn't much to say about myself.  I am getting up there in years and here in America, a lady like you wouldn't give me the time of day. 
 
Motorcycling is my first passion.  I have a personal collection of over 30 bikes in my shop.  The down side is that they don't keep me warm at night.  Yes, I do live alone and have for over two years now.  The house I have at this point is way too big for me. That is why your message of sincerety caught my attention.  I also travel now and then whenever I feel  I need a vacation.    How you got my email address is a mystery to me.  But, I am glad you did.  I hope you will send a few pictures of yourself and your city. 
 
Not much else to say.  I hope to hear from you soon.
 
Biker Bob

I have been sitting here trying to recover from an acute case of the giggles.  I received the following message through my account right here in beautiful downtown CruiserCustomizing.com:

From: a former member.
Sent: 6 hours ago
Subject: hi

Message:

hello my dear,
Hai,am Naomi
(naomi.badu@yahoo.com)
I have the feeling that this piece of mail will reach you in a perfect state of mind and in a better healthy condition. While searching through the net, I came accross your contact address at(cruisercustomizing.com) and decided to contact you. I believe and also have the feeling that in todays world, neither race, nationality nor religion will any longer posse a barrier to male/female relationships. Although, we do not know each other well but I will really like to have you as a friend or pen pal if that is better for you.I am a single lady  currently liveing in West Africa. While I hope to hear from you soon, and also look forward to receiving some information concerning you, your family, country and even your personal life experiences. This will give us the opportunity of knowing each other better and be able to understand ourselves more.Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life.
May God bless you as I wait to hear from you soon through this email address. (naomi.badu@yahoo.com) i hope you write with love.
 
please do write to my personal id at (naomi.badu@yahoo.com) where i can send you my picture and tell you more about myself.
yours Naomi,

I gotta admit that Naomi has a sweet manner about her and she is truly interested in becomming my penpal when she receives my "warm, fuzzy" letter telling her all about my family.  I am sure she will by sympathetic when I tell her that I am not rich, living on a fixed income (that hasn't shown up yet this month Yell) and down to my last... let's say I had $10 kilobucks left in my bank account (I wish).  Why I am sure that she will offer me at least $30 million dollars if I send her my $10Large to help her get $100 million out of Nigeria.  All I would have to do is give her my bank account numbers and....  Wait a minute...  I've heard something about that somewhere...  Naaaaa.  Naomi couldn't possibly try to scam me.  Actually she sounds like a non-judgmental equal opportunity phisherman.. er, phisherwoman.  But what scares the hell out of me is that she sounds EXACTLY like my ex-wife.  I think the ex used pretty much the same line on me when we first met.  RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! (ROFLMAO!)

Nigerian ScammerBe forewarned....  I seriously doubt that I'm done having fun with this one.  I gotta bail right now, but I will be back.  I just can't help it...

                        

                                                                                                            NAOMI

 

 

I  think I am going to write back to dear, sweet Naomi and keep posting the replies.   Now that ought to be worth a few more giggles!  Stand by!......  

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  • CoolCool story i enjoyed it very much !

    snake06, 5 months ago | Flag

  • And I thought she was only after me & my fortune! U can imagine where that beautiful letter went. If my printer would of been working and I could afford printer paper, I would of printed 100 or so copies and use it in the bathroom to wipe my A$$. Can't afford any  "Charmin" and about out of biker mags. lol

    madcow, 6 months ago | Flag

  • It always amazes me, we hear about how poor they really are there so where do they access a computer and the Internet?

    caheinicken, 6 months ago | Flag

  • Keep flagging them you guys, together we can identify these threats quickly and get rid of them!  Thanks again for all of your care here in our community.  I loved the reference to "Beautiful Downtown Cruiser Customizing".  So awesome.

    karmahappens, 6 months ago | Flag

  • Got the same SPAM. Flagged it and sent it to CC.

    brentward, 6 months ago | Flag
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