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Secret to a Happy Marriage


The Secret to Making a Woman Happy


It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean 
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
 



THE SECRET TO MAKING A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

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  •   I don't care who you are that's funny!!

    Hiwayprisoner, 7 months ago | Flag
  • that's hell of funny!
    uwe999, 10 months ago | Flag
  • Now remember Geoff, marriage is the major cause of divorce!
    als1953, 10 months ago | Flag
  • when I give hers back!...he he
    geoffbaker, 10 months ago | Flag
  • and just when are you getting your pants back from Mrs B Geoff?
    als1953, 10 months ago | Flag
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