A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The
bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very angry voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
One - The bartender is a blonde girl.
Two - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Three - I'm a six-foot, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Four - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
Five - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.