Talking centipede

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet, so he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came with a little white box.

He took the box home, found a good spot for it and decided he would start off this new relationship by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me? You'll get some blessings."

Still no answer from his new friend and pet, so he contemplated the situation for a few minutes more.

He decided to extend one last invitation to the centipede. This time he put his face up against the centipede's box and shouted, "Hey, in there, would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"

This time, a little voice came out of the box, “No need to yell. I heard you the first time. I’m putting on my shoes!

funny as usual v. where do you come up with all these??? dont stop sending the jokes!!!

Phil's like a centipede after few red wines and red ones.

Another good morning laugh thanks to VStar!!!!

Good one VStargirl. Keep um' coming. We all need a clean laugh every know and then.