(¯"*•.¸ I'm the Last and Least Pirate of the 5 great seas known to man, (and of the 7 noone's ever heard about) I'm widely known for great achievements like the sinkin' of Atlantis (that would be the name of my ship...) the ever-growing split between the African and American continents (do not EVER ask me how, not my fault, totally an accident..), once blamed for the melting of polar ice (..and of ice-creams), and lastly for that infamous hole in the water!! My fame is only exceeded by my big ego and my pirate honor is the only thing that keeps me from falling further down the gutter, simply because since you've hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up.. Apart from this, I'm a very pleasant person to hang out with, only when you're so drunk that you won't realize I'm a total stranger, and as far as my friends and all those people who love me are concerned, I would gladly give my life for, if only they existed... I could really go on a rant about me and my myself and I but I wouldn't want to waste your time any longer, I'd be prevaricating anyway, and after all, I bet you haven't taken even a single word seriously so far.... ¸.•*"¯)

Zodiac sign:
Aries