I was born as a child to my Mother at that time and had a decent childhood even though we were poor.

I remember one Christmas when I opened my present up to find an empty shoe box. My Father told me it was an AWOL Action Man. I played with that box for years and finally gave it up when I was twenty two.

It was the only toy that truly kept me occupied during my puberty years in education at the Sisters of Perpetual PMS orphanage. I wasn't an orphan, just liked breaking and entering into institutions.

My education was finally completed at Glasgow University State Secure wing where I gained a great deal of respect after 2 years and a certifiacte in Mania, which I haven't practiced since my discharge - the antibiotics helped.

During this period I was first introduced to motorcycling after enquiring what " Ramrodding"  was all about.

The Sisters of Perpetual PMS kindly trained me in these skills to the point it became habitual. my first bike was a Honda Wet Dream that was great, then I bought a Fat Boy and swapped him for another bike.

My baby at present is my 1100 Virago (99). She and I go everywhere together - no problems, no fuss, she's great (Virago - Seductive Lady)

Occupation:
Yarn Spinner

Company:
Fanny Mae Not

Interests and hobbies:
Sharpening knives

I would like to meet:
Foghorn Leghorn

Best attribute:
My Face

Worst attribute:
My Socks