145 Search Results for "dead"

• Pink Harley Road King

  • From: gaqt466
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    I could live w/o the dead Hollywood stars on the front; but otherwise this is my fave pink motorcycle so far.

  • 1 day ago
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• draft over 60

  • From: cliftonking
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    and to thank of the money they save on salt petter .i got my m14 and whela chare lite arm divison wright shit i would love to go .and i wouldn't think about killing the sob  give me more time for a nap bafor i kill a few more . and if i'am luck they shoot me were i been shot before so no ribbon for old open woulds  no need for med care on the feld hell we half dead any how plus i would have to go back home to the wife and i would only talk if they played rap musice hell i'll kill my self send m

  • 4 days ago
  • Views: 31
  • Forum: Jokes! Joke...

• VMAX Uncovered by V-Sting

  • From: johnrote
  • Description:

         I recently bought a brand new 2009 VMAX 1700.  The person that ordered it last year didn't collect, however I did and am now the proud owner of the VMAX.  I used to hate the old VMAX because it could beat my old bike, the 1985 Honda V65 Magna.  These two bikes are very different, however.  Honestly, the old Honda ran out of guts down the 1/4 mile.  The VMAX does not. The guy I bought it from said it would spin the back tire in 3rd gear.   The first three gears take some getting used to though.  You don't know whether to go all out or keep the throttle back.  What I mean is that I was concerned about spinning the wheel at 60 mph and popping a wheelie.  But, looking back, I guess I never got on it enough to raise the front.  That is until now.  I have had the front end off the ground now.  Incidentaly, I have made it past the 1000 mile mark and it is almost ready for a good drag with someone.  I still haven't went balls out from a dead stop to the end of a quarter.  I have a good place to do the quarter, but we'll see. 

         I put a small windshield on it, but haven't ridden it since.  I will tomorrow.  Stay tuned to see if the windshield is sturdy enough to take the wind.  I think I'll put a smoke tint on the windshiled once I find out if I like it or not.  It will match the black body better.  Keeps the heavy rain off and also gives me a break from the wind on my 40 mile commute to work.  I can take it off really easy if I want to.  The only drawback after the initial setup on the windshield is that I had to rotate the clutch lever and reservoir downward.  That means to pull the clutch I have to chase it over the top, rather than reaching up for it.  It shouldn't be a problem when I'm riding upright, but when I'm trying to lean forward and keep the front end down in the quarter it will be a chore to reach the clutch without having carpal tunnel syndrome set in by the end of the day. 

         I hope to someday get a video of the bike going down the road in all 5 gears.  But, nothing can demonstrate the amount of torque and power this thing has.  You just have to be on it.  It just keeps pulliing.  The pro rider that works for Yamaha said it best, "any more power and this thing would not be street legal". 

         I find myself looking in my rearview alot.  What I mean is I think it's fun to get out on the interestate and get in front of a car and the car thinks he's going to go right up my tail end.  Of course, I don't let that happen.  A quick flick of the wrist and a gear change and I've left the scene.  Or, as I'm getting on the onramp I let the vehicle pass me doing 70.  I'm barely going 20 getting ready to get onto the interstate.  By the time we hit the end of the onramp I'm already ahead of him.  I know they must think I'm crazy, thinking "what some of these bikers do nowadays.  It's really dangerous", but in reality they don't know how much power the bike has and therefore think I'm riding crazy.  I'm actually just using acceleration just like they do when they jump on the interstate.  It's just that they've never seen something move so fast.  Anyway, it's entertaining for me and that's what counts. 

         Got to go.  More from "V-Sting" later. 

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  • 5 days ago
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• trip to Mrtyle Beach

  • From: redneck88
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    went to the fall rally in SC.It was great never been to one and went with a great bunch of guys. Learned alot about ridin with a group. And how much fun it is to ride with a group. I was the new guy so it seem I was gettin told alot of BS but they all meant well. (guess it did not help was the only female.)

        the ride down was great had a beautiful day. left at 730 am and got there around 1130am. We of course made the rounds to the bars and ended up at the Iron Gate and started enjoyin ourseleves. thing is we were suppose to ride back that evening. That didn't happen ended up callin home and tryin to explain we were spendin the night. Safety first right...no sense in doin some thing stupid like ridin  tired and buzzed.

       After we found a place to stay and some dinner, We decieded to go to the suckbangblow. (yes thats really is the name)It was awsome had a burnout pit and wild people. they had a kick ass band  coveriing one of my favorite groups  AC/DC. they were kickin and I was jammin even got on the stage and danced.My buds had to drag me out around 130am. I wanted to stay and party but the group was ready to go and well I was a passenger at this point so you go when your ride goes.made it back to our rooms and of course had  few more and checked out the bike in the lot. It was aroound 300am when I got to bed.

            Was up at 600am for some reason and so was a few others. So we packed up and hit the road home. It was sunny but cold. I wished it was like the morning before but it wasn't  Hung over and cold not the best way to ride. things were goin good besides the cold thing we all just want to get home. This is were things got interestin for me and guess everyone else to.

         crruising along right behind the lead bike and one of the guys come flyin by us and turns in this little chruch drive. the lead bike waved me on to turn in to the drive. well guess I didn't slow enough and turned a little too sharp and mt floorboard rubbed the ground which scared the crape out of me. My handlebars  just missed a palm by inches and  a brick sign then went through the grass legs flyin every direction  and stopped my bike about 10 feet from a row of tombstones. I  throw down my kickstand and jump off the bike and just stood there.I look around and all  my buds are just starin at me.Took a few deep breaths and got back on my bike.THey all asked if I was ok  said yea lets ride. Well started my bike and put it in gear and was set to go...well what do I do pop the clutch and drop my bike at a dead stop. About 3 guys jump off there bike to help  and I tell them to get there  butts back on there bike  I dropped it I pick it up and I did and once again they asked me if I was ready to go and I told them give me a minute this time. got back on the road in few and was fine  but earned me a new nickname TOMBSTONE. 

    So my trip was not boring in the least. and once again I learned some thing. well many things but most of all slow down when turnin  lol... If you can't laugh at your self what can you laugh at.  So RIDE ON AND BE SAFE

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  • 6 days ago
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• Medical terminology

  • From: PhilCole
  • Description:

    Clyde, you mean he was so dead he was stiff as a board?????

  • 1 week ago
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• jdj3rd

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• not dead yet, what now?

  • From: copperguy
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    So, I was looking in the barn this morning, 16'x28'. Three boys, two raised and gone, last one almost 16. Do you ever get your space back? Ya I know you will miss them when they are gone, bla,bla,bla, But how long do I hold onto their crap, what do I do with all the toys,dirt bikes, go kart???? let alone the amount of bikes we have collected.This pic is only the tip of the ice berg. it does not show what is next to me and in the loft. NO TORNADO could carry this barn away. To long to wait for Grandbabies, let alone, long enough for them to grow up to enjoy this stuff, but I surely dont care to buy it all again IF I HAVE IT NOW. How did u all deal with empty nest???  I already went to neighbors house and asked if he hunted or fished, or just enjoyed shooting. To young to curl up and die. Everything I do,  I have done with my boys. Not going to tell you it wont be nice to have a clean house. But for 25 years all the fishing,hunting,wrenching,target and sport shooting,mushroom hunting, ICE fishing, movie watching has all been with my boys. NONE OF THAT I DO WITH THE WIFE.  Never thought I would live long enough to have such questions, but time is upon me. WOULD BE REAL INTERESTED in your stories relating to this problem.
    
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  • 1 week ago
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• Can V Cam

  • From: Englissh
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    Hello from France.

    Well I have found a camera over here on Ebay and it seems OK, its an EAGLE 100 by Somikon, basic cam with  AA batts inside and up to 8 Go Sd card, can be used direct to the TV or PC via USB connection and well the price was less than 50 euro.

    It has an elastic strap to fit it to your helmet but I don’t like that much, it comes with a tube fixing and that seems the best solution, got to work something out as my tests gave me a bad neck trying to keep up with the vibration of the cam.

    The quality of image is very good for something a cheap as this, so lets get down to my posting, CAM v CAM, when you get pulled over by the police in a lot of places you are being filmed, so now when you talk to the occifer stand in front of your bike so that when he gives you a test of your helmet by hitting you as hard as he can with his riot stick you now have it on film, try improving the sound gain on your cam so when he starts talking about the married status of your mother and father you again have it on film.

    When it goes to court and the occifer states his cam was not working well because he pulled the fuse, you can say “ ok judge you can watch my film if you want to”. You have fun and enjoy yourself, and as other people have said, once you start you cant really stop, I walked round the house filming, the garden and our village, must get it on the bike without all the vibration. If somebody has the same I would love to know how you fixed yours as I have seen a clip with it used on a BMX coming down a mountain side with the exception  when the guy fell over the side all was good, I sent him a mail but he has not replied yet ( maybe injured or dead )

    Keep the Grey coming long and slow.

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  • 2 weeks ago
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• Curtis & Leroy

  • From: slick1957
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    Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100..
    
    
    
    The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
    
    
    
    The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellers, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
    
    
    
    Curtis &Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money ba

  • 2 weeks ago
  • Views: 38
  • Forum: Jokes! Joke...

• FRIENDS NO MORE

  • From: copperguy
  • Description:

    No, I'm not mad at anyone, but some have not been on here for 3-4-even 7 months,  I could chase off a few more if u give me a list of names, LOL.    Is there a way for me to clean house on dead profiles, If they come back we can start over. ??????

  • 3 weeks ago
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• Mexico rides

  • From: PhilCole
  • Description:

    Hey Al, you're dead boody right. I forgot about it being Mexico we're going to. 

  • 4 weeks ago
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• FLHken

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• Motorcycle tool-guide

  • From: vilchesm1958
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    Motorcycle tool-guide

    • Eight-Foot Long Douglas Fir 2X4 - used for levering a bike upright after using a hydraulic jack on the bike.  • Hydraulic Bike Jack/Platform - ingeniously-designed tool for flipping b 4 weeks ago Views: 107 Forum: Jokes! Joke... Re: In need of answers From: pjd1952 Description: I bought the "Yuasa Hot Shot 12v 1.5 AMP Battery Charger", available here at CC, and have not been sorry.  I have used it for two winter seasons and have accidentally drained my battery to dead, once last summer and once this past summer, and the bike still turns over and starts immediately. 1 month ago Views: 85 Forum: General... air intake From: cliftonking Description: i belive it is a most idea thing to do in life but you can lose it after you are dead 1 month ago Views: 9 Forum: Riders Help... A bit of humour from my Daught From: australian6 Description: After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.     Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by QANTAS' pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers (P = The problem logged by the pilot; S = The solution and action taken by mechanics.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order.   P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.   P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.   P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.   P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed.   P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget. Blog post 1 month ago Views: 80 skateslabel Member Points:342 Views: 6 Since: 2 months ago Cowboy1nCA Bronze - Neighborhood Rider Points:778 Views: 124 Since: 2 months ago kpjb24 Member Points:418 Views: 44 Since: 2 months ago Yuasa Hot Shot... From: pjd1952 Description: It looks like you got plenty of replies...if you need another... Yuasa Hot Shot 12v 1.5 AMP Battery Charger I have 10,000 miles on my bike (purchased the bike in August, 2007), drained the battery down to dead twice (once last season and once this season - key left on) but it came right back after a hot shot each time and turns over and starts like a champ. 2 months ago Views: 30 Forum: Product Rel... Results 1 - 20 of 145 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next » Search Results for "dead" Social Media Platform by KickApps Terms of Service Terms of Service Login Username or Email Address: Password:     Or you may log in using another provider. Join Now Join the Cruiser Customizing community for the full, feature-rich experience. As a member, you'll be able to share your media and thoughts with other Cruiser Customizing users. It's free and easy. Join now.