337 Search Results for "girl"

• The Difference between Grandpa

  • From: vilchesm1958
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    The Difference between Grandpa and Grandma Sound familiar? Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers & Grandfathers? Well here it is: A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old Granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.. Just he and his Granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and rea
  • 2 days ago
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• Daddy & baby girl in yard

  • From: jojosmiles
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  • 3 days ago
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• Are You Loyal to Your Old Area

  • From: gaqt466
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    Are You Loyal to Your Old Area Code?

    Have you moved recently? Is your cell phone still loyal to your old area code? Do you feel the need to get a new number in your new area code?
    
    I ask because as many of you know I moved from my beloved New Jersey and the 732 area code to rural Georgia and the 770 area code in June of 2007. I staunchly refused to change my number when I arrived because I was a Jersey Girl. I'm still a Jersey Girl but I'm getting tired of the funny looks at the doctors office and other places when people ask for my cell number. I don't know why but I feel like by giving up that 732 cell# I am giving up a bit of myself and my rights to go home again. Yeah, I know that's stupid but I like my cell number, I've had it for like 5 years now. If I change I might get an ugly number. 
    
    I remember watching Men in Trees last year and the main character, played by Anne Heche, faced a similar decision and it totally resonated with me.
    
    Men in Trees - Episode: Get a Life Area Codes 917 and 646
    
    Annie: Jack, no! A 646, maybe, but a 917? That's vintage, that's class, that's New York City.
    
    The original area code for land lines in New York City/Manhattan was 212. In the 90s, the 917 area code was overlaid in the same area, meaning new numbers, mostly cell phones, were given the 917 area code. In 1999, area code 646 was added. This is why Annie calls 917 vintage. If someone has a 917 area code, it is believed to be more elite because a person had a cell phone before the big wave of technology.

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  • 3 days ago
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• A Music Video

  • From: CromagnaMan
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    Pioneer Girl requested I make a video of a ride since they're so cold up in Yankee Land and can't get their bikes out anymore ... so here it is, by request.

    

  • 4 days ago
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• FOR ENGLISSH

  • From: kenney102564
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    DO YOU LIKE THE GIRL OR THE BIKE????

  • 4 days ago
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• More Humour from Samantha

  • From: australian6
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    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.  
    
    When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,

    so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
    
    In university I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
    Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
    and threatened suicide.  So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
    
    When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.  
    She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.  
    Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
    
    When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
    She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.  
    She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.  
    She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
    
    So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
    
    When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted
    firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious, that she
    divorced me and took everything I owned.
    
    I am older and wiser now and am looking for a girl with big tits.  

  • Blog post
  • 4 days ago
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• my little girl update

  • From: hagar1
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    After 12hrs  at the hospital the baby changed it mind so the doctors send my daugter home ,shes not happy and shes hot and warn out but its just not ready yet.So we wait Iam going up to the shed and stay out of the way for a few hours .

    

  • Blog post
  • 5 days ago
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• My little GIRL

  • From: hagar1
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    My Little girl is about to make me a grand dad for the 1st time shes having a baby girl this week we hope so my lovely wife Julie has banned me from going any where  but work so she knows were i AM At all times. This is a time when dads start to worry about things to much and the mums have to take control of all things needed to be ready for the baby.

    If Iam able to still use the computer after the birth I will post a pic for my friends in the CCC  shes my only girl and Iam not doing so well so I hope I live though it .

    wish me luck

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  • 5 days ago
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• Your Name, Handle or what you

  • From: CromagnaMan
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    Okay Okay ... I guess I may as well.  (What the hell, ... no body really cares but me anyway.)  When I was a child ... and a teenager ... and a young man in my 20's ... and a middle aged man in my 30's and 40's ... I was always aware and self conscious that my forehead directly above my eyes is some what protruding. ("Huh?" you say?)  Okay ... I can't really say it any simpler than that ... I look like a "Monkey Man".  I had and have (I guess) a ridge over my eyes that protrudes the s

  • 1 week ago
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• Amateur Video

  • From: Robin001
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    But Pioneer Girl we Aussies love the American accent. I would sound all the more better with your blocked nose. LOL

  • 1 week ago
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• My Girl Catcher

  • From: Bobo64
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  • 2 weeks ago
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• Re: Universal past-time sports

  • From: als1953
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    So Rob, you never took your girl down to the lake or river to watch the "submarine races" at night? C'mon, how many lakes or rivers had 1 sub in them let alone enough for a race.........had you been there.... it might have been a case of "up periscope".......(Ooooh, I think I was just a little naughty..! lol)

  • 2 weeks ago
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• A $50 Lesson

  • From: vilchesm1958
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    A $50 Lesson
    
    
    
     I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? '
    
      She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the 2 weeks ago

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• Aust03shadow

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• Re: Skull Air Cleaner Pack...

  • From: dtinz
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    As Vstar girl said before ordering, there is a section that tells you what bikes that particular part fits.  Even with that, I like to read comments from folks about that product.  Many times the comments will tell you how easy or hard it was to install. Best of luck and ride safe!

  • 2 weeks ago
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  • Forum: Product Rel...

• Skull ar cleaner pack

  • From: PhilCole
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    HI Girl, what are you doing up at his our????

  • 2 weeks ago
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  • Forum: Product Rel...

• RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!!!!

  • From: vilchesm1958
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    SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
    
    One Nation, 'Under God.'
    
    One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was
    going to explain evolution to the children.
    
    The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
    
    TOMMY: Yes..
    
    TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
    
    TOMMY: Yes.
    
    TEAC

  • 2 weeks ago
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• DEER MEAT

  • From: slick1957
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    A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. 
    Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. 
    
    
    The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. 
    Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'. 
    
    

  • 2 weeks ago
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• Bobo64

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• ride on

  • From: spanky315
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    listen when you are in love there are no worries or threats in the relationship you are having and on that note. when i first got married i was a 28 waist i am now 41 with a 38 waist my wife loves me now as much as then if you really love this women and you know she loves you take her with you on the bike on the weekends, so she can see how great it is to be out with you and if that dont work and she tells you its her or the bike i would have to say i would take the bike guy any girl that has to have ful

  • 2 weeks ago
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