When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In university I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious, that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Today was the first decent day for riding since I took delivery of my RoadGlide last Friday barring those Sunday when I was committed to non-cycling family events. My ride was waxed and polished and ready for the road. It was a brisk 5 degrees Celsius or about 41 for my American friends.
I headed out onto the highway to really get the measure of thi9s new ride. The customizations include Reinhart exhausts, Big Sucker Stage I air cleaner kit and the 95 Cu inch kit. The exhaust sounds wicked and the response to a touch at the throttle makes me grin insanely. Hamilton and the Harley Dealer there are 62 km away.
I was musing about my cyrrent book. I am re-reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance; a book I read when it first was published in the 70's. My return to riding has seen a huge shift in my thinking and in my sense of priorities. Things change a lot when you retire and are no longer "on the clock" I was caught up in thinking about the "rightness" of spending so much time out on the road doing what I am passionate about when a sign for a small side road off the rural route I was transiting. My name!!! This road is named in my honour!!
My name is Kim and my grandchildren call me Kimbo (my wife's choice). And there is was. The affirmation I sought for these hours of pleasurable riding. It must be a sign I was on the right track. It wasn't much of a road. Just a 1/8 mile of potholes copnnecting some farm houses to the main route but it had my name on it. And, the bonus was the beautiful little stream beside it.
My name is Jack,
I am a master welder fabricator. I love art and plan on making lots of money after my work days are done.I am passionate about everything I do and I love the smell of engines on the highway or the dunes. I am always working on something or customizing. I look forward to riding my Harley to work and back on the night shift.I feel like I am still 18 but with the experience of my age so that is an asset.I love my children and am free now to do whatever I want whenI want with no one to hold anything over me now. I take the simple pleasures in life now more seriously. I know what is important now more than ever. I have unlimited energy and drive. I feel fortunate to have all my children super healthy and fine.
An old cowboy was showing the young cowboy the lay of the land.
As they rode the back 1000 acres they came across a stream.
Getting down to water the horses they notice a large boulder next to the stream.
On that boulder sat a frog.
All at once the frog began to speak.
"Hi, I'm actually a beautiful princess that was cursed and turned into a frog. If you kiss me I will turn back into a princess and if so, I will stay with you and love you the rest of your life. Never a night will pass that I don't make mad passionate love to you. Cater to your every need. Be loyal and true and be by your side forever."
The old cowboy picked up the frog, staring into it's eyes. As he stood and thought, he then put the frog in his pocket.
The young cowboy became excited, exclaiming " Didn't you hear what she said and what she was offering?"
The old cowboy nodded his head as he climbed back onto his horse. He said, " Yep, and at my age, all things considered. I'd rather have the talking frog."
Check it out! www.RideGear.com is back... Back and under the Strong and Dependable forces of Cruiser Customizing! I am excited! Read about the Acquisition below: Cruiser Customizing, Inc. Formally Announces the Acquisition of RideGear.com March 1, 2009, Livermore, CA Cruiser Customizing, Inc. proudly announces their bold move into social media for bikers, the success they have had in the metric motorcycle community, and the acquisition of RideGear.com to welcome street and sport riders into their family of web communities. For more than 8 years, Cruiser Customizing, Inc. has been serving the metric cruiser biker population with a great product selection, fair prices, excellent customer service, and comprehensive product reviews on thousands of products. In July of 2008 we launched our metric biker community and to date boast the largest international metric community online. As passionate bikers, we sat down together at the end of the year, defined our core values, and translated them into our aspirations for the Cruiser Customizing family. We determined that our top priority is to foster communities online where bikers can meet other bikers, share personal and motorcycle related content, help each other, learn new skills, gain product knowledge, and ultimately make informed buying decisions. Each of us at Cruiser Customizing, Inc. work individually to cultivate the biker spirit around us, and now as a family we are dedicated 100% to translating that into an international community for all bikers to connect, share, learn, and buy. Everything they need to make their riding lifestyle the best it can be, all under one roof. We are very excited to announce the rounding out of our motorcycle communities with the purchase of RideGear.com out of bankruptcy. We have a clear understanding of the challenges this brand has faced in the past and are united in the belief that we will make it a brand that not only we, but also the international biker community, can be proud of. Having the opportunity to provide street and sport bikers around the world a great place to connect with other bikers and shop with confidence and security again is something we care deeply about. We look forward to quickly bringing RideGear.com up to the standards of the Cruiser Customizing, Inc. family. HYPERLINK "http://www.cruisercustomizing.com" http://www.Cruisercustomizing.com With the new offering of RideGear.com launching in late March and our Harley Davidson biker site, RealHog.com and our Honda GoldWing biker site, GoldWingCountry.com communities starting to take off, we see the unique opportunity to bring every biker in the world under one roof and celebrate the biker spirit. We always say at Cruiser Customizing, “if it has two wheels, I’ll ride it!” Even in uncertain times, with strong support from our family, our community, and our suppliers, we plan to spend 2009 servicing our existing and new customers better than ever before and more importantly, better than anyone in the business! Some quotes from our suppliers: We at Joe Rocket are very excited to see the resurrection of the RideGear.com website as a member of the Cruiser Customizing family of motorcycling community websites. The integrity Cruiser Customizing has demonstrated building their community will be a revelation to former RideGear.com customers. The sportbike crowd will now experience what superior customer service and commitment is all about! Welcome back to motorcycling as it should be, great fun with trusted friends!” Kurt Knollenberg, Joe Rocket “We have had both personal and business relationships with the people at Cruiser Customizing for the past five years. At Tucker Rocky Distributing, we find them to be a great business partner and enthusiastic in their desire to provide a community and exciting product offerings for the motorcyclist. From the phone staff to middle and top management they all seem to care and nurture all they come in contact with, whether they are a customer, supplier, or somebody who is just looking to start motorcycling, everyone is treated with respect and integrity.” Gregory Beck, Tucker Rocky Distributing For additional information on the news that is the subject of this release, contact Tammie McKenzie or visit HYPERLINK "http://www.CruiserCustomizing.com" www.CruiserCustomizing.com. About Cruiser Customizing, Inc. Cruiser Customizing, Inc., along with its family of web communities, has been serving the international biker community with integrity and success for over 8 years. As passionate bikers they serve their fellow riders with excellent service, great product offerings, fair prices, and the opportunity to connect with other bikers, share, and learn online in an open and safe forum. Contact:
Tammie McKenzie
Cruiser Customizing, Inc.
925-583-2200
HYPERLINK "http://www.cruisercustomizing.com" http://www.cruisercustomizing.com
Our insurance agent Rick is a passionate biker, he rides an Aprilia Tuono and a Honda VFR. When we wanted to schedule a meeting I suggested he come on one of his bikes and we take a ride. Kyle and Josh joined us and we were blessed with a 70F warm afternoon ride and had a blast riding to Junction and back.
Let's do this more often!