That's not me! My legs are much better than hers.
I do like the bike though.
K is a bike babe :) luvs tagn along...
*Why we should not flirt!!!!!!! *
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her *husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight , she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'
'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband **replied,
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'Actually, I gave my costume to my Dad ..................................................... apparently he had the time of his life!!
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Another vid from the ''Trail of Tears'' ride ! Featuring: Bob Segar and the Silver Bullet Band for you musical enjoyment
For the second time, I had the good fortune to meet a CC member living not too far from home . After e-mailing back & forth a number of times on the topic of great rides and complimenting each others' photos, that golden invitation arose "if you're ever in the area..." . Well, that's all it took for me to get myself into the Great Falls Mt. area (3 hours) to meet up with mt2stepper and "biker babe" (unofficial title), his most lovely & significant other. By the way, mt2stepper is definitely the winner here.
I could write volumes on Montana hospitality from previous encounters, but I'll spare you for now. We got together bright & early Sunday morning and headed south out of Great Falls towards Helena. After numerous history & points-of-significance stops, and 2 different passages over the continental divide, we finally stopped in Augusta Mt. for lunch at this little diner Jeff Foxworthy might include in his you might be a redneck if.... routine. The food was terrific! Wonders never cease!. My tour continued on again, now leaving the mountain regions heading into what I'll refer to as the heartland or farming area of the state. What a beautiful ride through an absolutely gorgeous area of the state. We were on the road from 9:00 in the morning til after 3:00 in the aftrenoon, and I was back on the interstate heading back north towards the border by about 3:30. What a Day!!
Thank-you mt2stepper & biker babe (that tag is going to stick!) for such a terrific ride! It's so easy to extend an invitation, yet another thing all together to follow through with such genuine enthusiasm and hospitality as you did.
My bike is a 2007 named "Roadstar Silverado, Midnight star" by the manufacture. I nicked named it Captain Midnight after a kids radio program in the 30's - 40's. Its was a tv show in the 50's.
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Great News, Wife just completed the Harley Davidson Rider's Edge Class...Watch Out World...here she comes..
A little after 8 a.m. this morning I crawled into bed after completeing my 15 hour shift at the county jail. I had only been asleep for a couple hours when Melissa woke me up with a frightened look on her face. Usually she never wakes me up after I've worked all night. She hesitently tells me that I need to go look at my bike. Normaly I would just have looked out the window but I could tell from the look on her face something was horribly wrong. I quickly threw some jeans on and step outside to find well over half of my seat chewed up and foam littering the ground. Laying right in the middle of the foam was my 1 1/2 year old golden retriever, Titus, and Melissa's 7 month old lab, wiemer mix, Addie. I threw the closest thing to my hand against the side of my house, happened to be my favorite pair of sun glasses, and shattered them into peices. Both dogs having some inteligence tried to run but there is only so many places one can hide in a fully inclosed yard. After catching, beating, and throwing them into a pen I stood and stared in disbelief at what had happened to my poor '93 Shadow 600, which by the way I have had for 6 years and have never had to do any repair on, untill now. Melissa slowly made her way up next to me and softly asked me, "You arn't going to shoot them are you?" Well I kinda had been planning on it I thought to myself. I told her," No Babe, I won't shoot your dogs." Notice they both became hers at that moment. So after cooling down I called the local Honda shop. Guess what, Honda doesn't make that seat anymore. I tried a nearby bike junk yard. They are out of business. So I logged on to Cruiser Cusomizing and found 4 seats, all out of my price range. Well what to do. I ordered the cheapest one. Later after removing the doggie chew toy of a seat I noticed Titus and Addie watching me through the chain links of their doggie jail with thier ears and tails hanging low and a sad look on their faces. So I walked over to the fence, nelt down and said, "C'mere Sara." Sara, my 10 year old bird dog that I've had since she was born, waddled her fat old body over to me with her tail wagging. As I petted Sara's head I looked at Titus and Adde and said, "This is what happeds to good dogs," and gave Ol' Sara a big hug. That'll teach them. In conclusion, even though I hate spending money, thank you Cruiser Customizing for having the part I needed.