Viola has a windshield, saddle bags, a windshield bag, side mount tool bag, Gorilla alarm, air horn, chrome hwy bar, Kawasaki Corbin seat , 12 volt power supply, hard wired GPS, mild cam , k and n air filter, dyno jet stage 1 kit, Maxis classic white walls, fender mount Indian head light, and a 1940 era tombstone tail light kit, red light running kit for rear blinkers, and a parade light. The bike has been lowered 1 inch in the rear This is my bike and not one from the web or magazines has been mentioned to me. This building is in SC and I did take this photo !!. I have a picture of me and my bike posted.
Last weekend I saw something, at Larry's Pistol and Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife.
What I came across was a 100,000 volt , pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety..??
Way too cool!!
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing!! I was disappointed.
I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME@!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to my wife what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple A batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood moving target. I must admit I thought about sapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat.
But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant: a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control: a three-second burst would purportidly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water, any burst longer than that would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I’m looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference: pretty cute really and ( loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple A batteries: thinking to myself, No way possible!!
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I’ll do my best ..!
I'm sitting there, alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say "don't do it dipshit," reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn’t hurt all that bad...
I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . .
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD ..........WEAOPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . . . .WHAT THE HELL / ???
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again.
I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs??
The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: There is no such thing as a one second burst when you sap yourself??
You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second b burst would be considered conservative??
SON OF A BITCH, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point) I collected my wits, what little I had left, sat up and surveyed the landscape.
My best reading glasses were on the mantel o the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was my triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed68 pounds. I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I shit myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone,. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from y hair.
I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!.
P.S My wife loved it and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid!!
Kyle Bradshaw (manybikes) of Cruiser Customizing shows three great ways to access the power from your battery by the use of a 12 volt accessory socket. See the 12 Volt Accessory Power Tip of the Week Video here! All 5 of the accessory sockets below attach to the positive lead on the battery for power. Please see the features and benefits of each displayed above the photos! Here are some of our favorites:
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Kyle Bradshaw (manybikes) of Cruiser Customizing shows three great ways to access the power from your battery by the use of a 12 volt accessory socket.
Read the Story 12 Volt Accessory Power Here
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Kyle Bradshaw of Cruiser Customizing talks about the reasons our motorcycle batteries fail, and what we can do to extend the life of our batteries. Watch the Video Battery Maintenance Tip of the Week Did you know the life span of an average motorcycle battery is on 12 to 24 months?! Only 30% of batteries sold today reach the 48-month mark. In fact 80% of all battery failure is related to sulfation build-up. This build up occurs when the sulfur molecules in the electrolyte (battery acid) become so deeply discharged that they begin to coat the battery's lead plates. Before long the plates become so coated that the battery dies. I hope this Cruiser Customizing Tip of the Week has been beneficial for you! Until next week, take care and ride safe! Kyle Bradshaw aka: manybikes Credits: Statistical data was gleaned from www.BatteryStuff.com
State of Charge Specific Gravity Voltage
12V
6V
100%
1.265
12.7
6.3
*75%
1.225
12.4
6.2
50%
1.190
12.2
6.1
25%
1.155
12.0
6.0
Discharged
1.120
11.9
6.0

12 volt power point